Selasa, 14 Oktober 2008

Most Stupid Questions People usually ask in 0bvious Situations

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair….
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it’s a miracle ……..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

Ett gott skratt i slutet pa en tung arbetsdag :)

xoxo

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